Welcome to the club!

Ok so this is an EXTRA SPECIAL POST.
Why is this so special?

Well it is MISS JASMINE'S BIRTHDAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've known this chick for about 13 years (that's basically my whole life!) and Thoughout the years we always seemed to stay close. Even though some may not understand our undying LOVE for each other we don't care because were just that cool not to care what you think about us. She may be small but she got a big heart. She's yells at me when I don't come to school so I'm always there because she forces me to be.

From trying to get Mr. Lipson fired because we hated him to coming to lay on my bed at 1 in the morning because I have the BEST bed ever.

I love this lil lady with all my heart and she finally caught up to us (youngin)
So basically this is my (small) dedication to her.



Love,
LInDA

Excuse my mistake

BLACK FRIDAY party is on. Miss Jasmine brought me to my senses. Yall are ridiculous, have you forgotten ??
Since when does a "poppin party" mean a bunch of people standing around bumpin in their own world.
Since when do people go to a party to stand around.
Since when did LI parties become so lame.

Since when, you ask ?
..Since November 28, 2008.

These are the words straight from YOUR mouths. I'm not making this up. This is not a joke.

You guys want this ...no, NEED this, so we're bringing it.
3rd Annual BLACK FRIDAY party is on. Fcuk a team name, we're giving it to you straight up. Ally Katt & Miss Jasmine are doing this again. Yeaaa you better know it.

Details are on the way. But as for now I can tell you this much:
The party on friday at the church. NOT poppin.
The party saturday at that house. NOT poppin.
The party Nov. 27th. You'll realize what you've been missing.

It really makes me mad when we ask ppl how it is and yall be like "oh yea mad heads come thru"
I didn't ask you how many freakin people were there. "Mad heads" does NOT mean I wanna be there. "Mad heads" does NOT mean it's a good party.

HOWEVER, at the upcoming 3rd Annual BLACK FRIDAY party, I can promise you that there will be "mad heads" and at the same time, it will be mega poppin. Pinky swear.


November 27th, it's on.
Save the date.
Spread the word.
3rd Annual BLACK FRIDAY party.
Ask about it.

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15 bucks little man

yall all owe me 15 in "crisp cash"

Lights Please came on my car radio yesterday.

Pay up.

(peep my July 10th post - 'The Warm Up')

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Being the music that I am, I came across this Dude and I love he music his stuff is sick. A former Long Islander.
So breath in the coke about to come in thru your speakers and don't forget to clean up your nose after.

He's name is 88-Keys and this T.D.O.A. ( The Death of Adam)

88-Keys - The Death of Adam

Like what you hear, lets us know.

theshitlist@live.com blow it up.

One fish, two fish

October 31, you know what that means...

November is here !
you know what that means....

Thanksgiving is coming !
you know what that means...

BLACK FRIDAY !

Now listen up, if you are anybody who is anybody, you have been lucky enough to get in to either the BLACK FRIDAYparty last year or the first one ever in '07.

But this yearrrr, times is tough man. So as of riiite now, it's not even for sure for sure :(

But um in the mean time, we got everything else pretty much planned out, with a special...
SURPRISE !

Yes ladies and gentlemen, this one is about to be unlike the last two (if things go as planned) in the best way.

Go 'head, start spreading the word, the BLACK FRIDAY party MIGHT be on.. ( actually, I'm not sure if that's a good word to spread. ) So wait it out a little bit longer for further details, we will sure as anything keep you in the loop.

Yea so on the real real, tell us (how badly you're dying for us to have this party. In the words of others we "so gotta have it" b.c it's "crazy live every time" (psh and that was before, just wait and see.

Emails, comments, what ever you wantt.

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^mhmm. do it, you know you want to.^

P.s 3rd ANNUAL BLACK FRIDAY PARTY NOVEMBER 27 SAVE THE DATE (early)

Twerk Team!!!!!!

Owwwww daddy! So in case you didnt know Ally-Katt is one of the newest members of the Twerk Team. What is the twerk team? Its basically a group of girls that feel the need to pop their booties in youtube videos. They're not your average video hoes either, there more like the uprgaded hoes. The ones with a new sense of pride and devotion to their job. I mean why else would you post multiple videos of you shaking your behind even though youtube keeps taking them down. Ohh yea they really call themselves twerks. Apparently nobody told them that a twerk is not something positive. I don't understand girls these days. SMFH!! But hey more power to them.

Homage to Sarah

So basically I'm writing this lovely post in HONOR, of my sexy friend DIVLALAHHH(sarah).
And I'm kinda upset because someone SABOTAGED her!!!!!!!!!!! Yes i said it SABOTAGE.
And all because they were jealous because her ceramics project looked better than there's.

They deliberately popped a whole in her bag in order to get (steal) one of her blending tools. How fake of you to do that. lol . Like seriously!!! And we all know who it was. It was G****,(we don't wanna expose you too much.) And when Sarah was like " omg there's a hole in my bag she was like"wow forreal"!! SMH you know you did it. Don't act like you don't know..

So I had to expose this because, that just ain't right.

SMH.... but its all good because her project still gonna look better than yours!!!!

pce&love